February 2012
my horoscope just told me that some of my female friends may need to consult their gynecologist (heads up)
brandnewswastikas:
I’d kill for a prison sentence right now.
Beard Compliment Translations
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
ripkamsud:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother...
Watchmarbles
whiterainbows:
John Lennon - Oh My Love
Oh my...
i have an infatuation with my professor
he is married and has a baby :(
